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Masteress

"Thank YOU spaghetti masteress!"
by Joan-Marie October 3, 2008
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masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.
Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.
by becy April 29, 2006
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jasmine masters

Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.
"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."
by SomebitchnamedDeltrese April 18, 2018
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Masterbassion

(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
Idle hands lead to masterbassion.
by Glason j Laausser March 26, 2010
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The Masters Softie

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.
by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017
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Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu

Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu is a Danish-Canadian2 3D animated television series produced by Wil Film ApS and The Lego Group, both headquarted in Denmark. It was created to coincide with the Lego Ninjago line of construction toys, many of which are based on elements of the series. It centers on the fictional world of Ninjago, telling the story of a group of young Ninja and their battles against the forces of evil.

Ninjago began with two pilot episodes in January 2011, which were followed by two 13-episode seasons that aired from January to November 2012. Both the Lego theme and the series had an intended shelf life of three years, so the second season was originally intended to be the last. However, continued success of the series and its product line led to ten seasons being produced in total. In the eighth season, several character designs and aesthetics were borrowed from the theatrical film The Lego Ninjago Movie, which was released in 2017.

The series was created by Michael Hegner and Tommy Andreasen, two Danish film producers. The series' animation is directed at Wil Film ApS in Copenhagen, and the English-language voice cast is recorded in Canada. In Denmark, where the series' main production companies are located, Ninjago premiered on Nickelodeon. It airs on various Nickelodeon networks internationally and on Cartoon Network in the United States and United Kingdom. In Canada, the series airs on YTV.
by TheRedNinjaGuy May 7, 2019
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Manstress

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.
Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016
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