Definitions by Spazmax

space waitress 

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

space waitress by Spazmax March 29, 2010

dick diggers 

Sunglasses sufficiently mirrored or shaded to enable the wearer to check out mens' packages without being noticed. The wang-watching version of chick diggers.

Person 1: Nice dick diggers.
Person 2: Nice package.

dick diggers by Spazmax February 7, 2010

Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.

Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.

Cream of Vegetable Soup by Spazmax October 4, 2009