wasken 

a language that is used when two people are talking and they do not wish for others to understand, much like pigs latin, but it orginates form south africa and is used ecspecially to discuss the oppisite sex in akward situations., when two pople need to communicate, that they are over making small talk with some1. it is always spoken with a air of arogance, there are few key words, the rest is made up. it orginated to scare off unwanted guests. it is legendry!!!

ek es ne me mosken... he is not getting any... in wasken

wasken by sam riley riley nice January 14, 2006

wankend 

a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.

Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.

wankend by Ted Bailey July 8, 2009

Wacken

Worlds biggest Heavy Metal Festival, staging on the first weekend of august every year.
It's location is in the very north of germany near the village Wacken, from which the festival's name derives.

With Wacken's population of ca. 2000 people and an estimated average age of 75, the Wacken can easily be considered the village with the highest ratios of
hardcore/age,
hardcore/population and
hardcore/area.

Let's go to Wacken!

Wacken by Rhllor October 18, 2008

wasketball player 

A white basketball player. Similar in derivation to wapanese. Examples include Christian Laetner and Larry Bird.

1. I didn't realize the Hoyas had two wasketball players on their team until they put in two White guys in the last minutes of their rout of Cincinnati.

2. Why is it that the ACC teams, especially Duke and North Carolina, have so many wasketball players on their teams?

wasketball player by HoyaFan March 6, 2010

wankenspanker 

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.

Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?

wankenspanker by budgieramone May 15, 2009

christopher walken

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.

"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"

christopher walken by edward_pumpernickel December 28, 2005

Walken Distance 

The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.

friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"

Walken Distance by mike.i.am June 21, 2012