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verb:

To hide contraband, such as drugs, stolen objects, food, or any other things that may be forbidden in a certain place, in one's anus to prevent said contraband from being discovered.

Takes its name from the scene in the film Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's character remembers Christopher Walken's character presenting him with his late father's watch which Walken admits he hid in his ass while a POW.
Fat Camper 1: I can't believe you got the candy! How were you able to hide it from the counselors?
Fat Camper 2: I had to Walken it!
Walken by thegreatrock June 16, 2011
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Walken Distance 

The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
Walken Distance by mike.i.am June 21, 2012

Walken-Rolled 

The act of inserting a phrase in a voice like Christopher Walken where not expected.
Man.. You got Walken-Rolled
Walken-Rolled by Lance_Lake January 3, 2011

Walken Special 

n.
The act of ordering a meal or food item at a restaurant - especially one advertising a "walk-in special" - in the voice, and with the mannerisms of Christopher Walken.
"Let's go to Manol's for the Walken Special!"

"We gave the waitress the old Walken Special, but she stonewalled us with her ignorance!"
Walken Special by Leo Von S.M. October 11, 2009

Walken the Park 

A game involving one or more individuals who take turns quoting memorable dialog from the motion picture "Jurassic Park," in which all line deliveries are impersonated as if originally performed by actor Christopher Walken.
Player 1 - Dialog: "Um,.. there will be dinosaurs, in this dinosaur tour?"

Payer 2 - "Haha! Nice Walken the Park, dude!"
Walken the Park by JLPMOVIES July 7, 2008

Walken Dash 

A dash used as unnecessary punctuation making one pause like Christopher Walken.
Somebody said to - (Walken Dash) me that I speak English almost like somebody - for whom - English is not their first language.
Walken Dash by Robby A. June 29, 2015

christopher walken

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.
"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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