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Wacken

Worlds biggest Heavy Metal Festival, staging on the first weekend of august every year.
It's location is in the very north of germany near the village Wacken, from which the festival's name derives.

With Wacken's population of ca. 2000 people and an estimated average age of 75, the Wacken can easily be considered the village with the highest ratios of
hardcore/age,
hardcore/population and
hardcore/area.
Let's go to Wacken!
by Rhllor October 18, 2008
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Wacken

Abkürzung fûr WAnna be KanaCKEN.
Also Deutsche die sich wie Kanacken verhalten. Sind im Grunde genommen schlimmer, als das Original.
Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Festival.
Schau die Gruppe von Wacken an.
by WeiWan December 15, 2023
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wackertastic

Something that would be owned by, done by, or related to someone who would be considered a Wacker.
Wacker: "Dude, i drove with the lights and sirens on and used the air horn; it was sweet."
Non-Wacker: Wow that's wackertastic.
by Wacker #1 August 12, 2009
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carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
by jjfrey October 15, 2010
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Wacknut

Someone who has no notion of reality,and proceeds to do stupid shit and acts like a dumbass.
by MilkDot June 16, 2008
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Wacker Neuson

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop
Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!
by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017
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wankend

a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.
Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.
by Ted Bailey July 8, 2009
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