wartorial 

Noun. A social media styled tutorial for the use of military technology or guerilla warfare tactics. Often associated with a sense of nonchalantness, sarcasm, or levity that is starkly contrasted with the war itself. Coined in 2022 during the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Have you seen the viral Ukrainian YouTube wartorial for abandoned Russian tanks?

wartorial by Wartorialsmith March 2, 2022

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

sartorial flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Wartortle 

A medium quantity of female ejaculation.

Man, that girl wartortled all over me!

Wartortle by The GOOCHman1964 August 11, 2009

Sartorial dyslexia 

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.

"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."

Sartorial dyslexia by Poplinda. July 18, 2007

Wartortleing 

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"

Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

Wartortleing by Silencer1980 May 2, 2017

wartortle 

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.

Man that girl looks like a wartortle!

wartortle by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011