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wartortle 

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.
Man that girl looks like a wartortle!
wartortle by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011
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Wartortleing 

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"
Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

wartortaling 

The processe of squirting a watergun up a womens vagina repeatedly while she screams "you cant train this"
"Oh man, I heard Jenna was wartortaling with Sam last night"
wartortaling by GhostMan900 July 13, 2015

Wartorment

An Uber smart, newbie owning machine, owns all who dare insult him, also owns at CS, and loves to make fun of cripples and chins, as well as niggers like SHS.
Pac0, you're so cool, can I give you head and be your bitch forever? <3
Wartorment by Pac0 August 3, 2004

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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