A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.
by Glowing blowfish August 05, 2011
by The GOOCHman1964 August 11, 2009
When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"
by Silencer1980 May 02, 2017