of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.
"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson
by jorgesanchez9000 November 04, 2010
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Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.
Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.
by danaldtroomp45 April 15, 2017
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1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

by K*McD November 28, 2007
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To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
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a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016
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A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
by troyelove May 05, 2016
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