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wartortle 

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.
Man that girl looks like a wartortle!
wartortle by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011
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Wartortleing 

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"
Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

wartortaling 

The processe of squirting a watergun up a womens vagina repeatedly while she screams "you cant train this"
"Oh man, I heard Jenna was wartortaling with Sam last night"
wartortaling by GhostMan900 July 13, 2015

Wartorment

An Uber smart, newbie owning machine, owns all who dare insult him, also owns at CS, and loves to make fun of cripples and chins, as well as niggers like SHS.
Pac0, you're so cool, can I give you head and be your bitch forever? <3
Wartorment by Pac0 August 3, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026