Wartortle 

A medium quantity of female ejaculation.

Man, that girl wartortled all over me!

Wartortle by The GOOCHman1964 August 11, 2009

wartortle 

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.

Man that girl looks like a wartortle!

wartortle by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011

Wartortleing 

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"

Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

Wartortleing by Silencer1980 May 2, 2017

wartortaling 

The processe of squirting a watergun up a womens vagina repeatedly while she screams "you cant train this"

"Oh man, I heard Jenna was wartortaling with Sam last night"

wartortaling by GhostMan900 July 13, 2015

Wartorment

An Uber smart, newbie owning machine, owns all who dare insult him, also owns at CS, and loves to make fun of cripples and chins, as well as niggers like SHS.

Pac0, you're so cool, can I give you head and be your bitch forever? <3

Wartorment by Pac0 August 3, 2004