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wartortle 

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.
Man that girl looks like a wartortle!
wartortle by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011
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Wartortleing 

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"
Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

wartortaling 

The processe of squirting a watergun up a womens vagina repeatedly while she screams "you cant train this"
"Oh man, I heard Jenna was wartortaling with Sam last night"
wartortaling by GhostMan900 July 13, 2015

Wartorment

An Uber smart, newbie owning machine, owns all who dare insult him, also owns at CS, and loves to make fun of cripples and chins, as well as niggers like SHS.
Pac0, you're so cool, can I give you head and be your bitch forever? <3
Wartorment by Pac0 August 3, 2004

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026