Wartortle

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A medium quantity of female ejaculation.

Man, that girl wartortled all over me!

Wartortle by The GOOCHman1964 August 11, 2009

Words you can keep

wartortle

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.

Man that girl looks like a wartortle!

wartortle by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011

Related Words

Wartortle • Wartortleing • War turtle • Wartorment • wartortaling • warm turtle • Wartorn Beaver • Warm Turtle-Tank

Wartortleing

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"

Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

Wartortleing by Silencer1980 May 2, 2017

wartortaling

The processe of squirting a watergun up a womens vagina repeatedly while she screams "you cant train this"

"Oh man, I heard Jenna was wartortaling with Sam last night"

wartortaling by GhostMan900 July 13, 2015

Wartorment

An Uber smart, newbie owning machine, owns all who dare insult him, also owns at CS, and loves to make fun of cripples and chins, as well as niggers like SHS.

Pac0, you're so cool, can I give you head and be your bitch forever? <3

Wartorment by Pac0 August 3, 2004

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026