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wartling 

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.
wartling by harry flashman August 1, 2003
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Turtle Warting 

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day
we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

Wattling 

The act of watching a wattles video or playing Minecraft
Hey john it’s time for bed.

Not now mom, I’m wattling
Wattling by ROBOTHEMAX June 24, 2019
When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.
I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.
warting by Brian December 2, 2004

Wardling 

Going on a rant about something very nerdy (games, shows, etc.) or about something you enjoy a lot.
Person 1: "So then in the first season (blank) goes to rescue (blank) and you think it's out of the kindness of their heart, but way later on in season five you find out that..."
Person 2: "There they go on again, wardling their heart out."
Wardling by KirishimaKinnie April 24, 2020

warlingham

Argueably the most boring place in Surrey.
It's highlights are the village newsagents, working-class secondary school and 403 bus route into Croydon.
Me: Hi I'm from Warlingham
You: HUH???? COOL LETZZ GO CROYDON ENDZZZ!!
warlingham by kellylouise March 6, 2008

Warbling 

The act of crying and laughing at the same time.
When you're crying your heart out then a friend says something that tickles you and you become stuck in a circle of crying but somehow managing to laugh simultaneously.

'I was so upset,] but then he showed me his Swaflamurtle and I was warbling til the cows came home.'
Warbling by SimplyChelsey June 12, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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