wartling

Faux term of endearment.

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Wattling

The act of watching a wattles video or playing Minecraft

Hey john it’s time for bed.

Not now mom, I’m wattling

by ROBOTHEMAX June 24, 2019

warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

by Brian December 2, 2004

Wardling

Going on a rant about something very nerdy (games, shows, etc.) or about something you enjoy a lot.

Person 1: "So then in the first season (blank) goes to rescue (blank) and you think it's out of the kindness of their heart, but way later on in season five you find out that..."
Person 2: "There they go on again, wardling their heart out."

by KirishimaKinnie April 24, 2020

warlingham

Argueably the most boring place in Surrey.
It's highlights are the village newsagents, working-class secondary school and 403 bus route into Croydon.

Me: Hi I'm from Warlingham
You: HUH???? COOL LETZZ GO CROYDON ENDZZZ!!

by kellylouise March 6, 2008

Warbling

The act of crying and laughing at the same time.

When you're crying your heart out then a friend says something that tickles you and you become stuck in a circle of crying but somehow managing to laugh simultaneously.

'I was so upset, but then he showed me his Swaflamurtle and I was warbling til the cows came home.'

by SimplyChelsey June 12, 2013