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Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Hop Waddling 

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.
* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "
Hop Waddling by Aneejit March 2, 2023

gandhi warding 

In League of Legends, when a player wards in the worst spots, and it somehow works.
This Lucian was Gandhi warding the wight camp, and I died when he caught me out.
gandhi warding by ForGreatEvil June 26, 2014

warlingham

Argueably the most boring place in Surrey.
It's highlights are the village newsagents, working-class secondary school and 403 bus route into Croydon.
Me: Hi I'm from Warlingham
You: HUH???? COOL LETZZ GO CROYDON ENDZZZ!!
warlingham by kellylouise March 6, 2008
Warding is a commonly well-known ability in a popular computer game in which a supportive hero sets wards over the map in order to gain vision in that area.Also known as the ability to ward.
Jeff:Man you're so low skilled,I really recommend reading a detailed guide on warding in competitive play (aka clan wars).

Matt:You may want to use a little bit more aggressive warding If you are in winning that game
warding by adi.nL9 January 29, 2010

Warbling 

The act of crying and laughing at the same time.
When you're crying your heart out then a friend says something that tickles you and you become stuck in a circle of crying but somehow managing to laugh simultaneously.

'I was so upset,] but then he showed me his Swaflamurtle and I was warbling til the cows came home.'
Warbling by SimplyChelsey June 12, 2013
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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