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to take a personal day.

The act of missing work to so something selfish
"Where's jeff today?"
"He's johning it"

"Should I go to class today?"
"No man, John it!"
by thebrat:p January 08, 2010
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May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Phrase: john David will complete the task.
Is john taking Juno to the vet?
by poop1234567891011 May 27, 2020
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