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Warply.. from the word warp(meaning twist or bend) it means describing your vision when you're either drunk or drunk in love(love-sick blind) added with a suffix LY which can turn it into a whole new word! I just made this word up because it'd be really interesting if people started using this. I don't really expect anyone to find this cause i'm the first person to actually make a definition about it. hehe, if you found it anyways, congrats!
1. (Drunk): dude.. my vision is warply as heck!
2.(love sick): .. i'm so in love with Sheldon that my vision is warply and I can only see him!
warply by Keiko Misato April 5, 2023
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Warpy Jaw 

1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"

2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.

Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....

Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
Warpy Jaw by Kevin57 February 15, 2008
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warply • Warly • Warpy • warbly • Wardly • warflying • warily • warlyn • Warplane Cult • WarPlay
Uneven ripples on waves (similar to a boat wake) typically caused by angled backwash during an ebbing tide. These ripples warp the wave and create an unsteady, wobbly ride (warp + wobbbly = warbly).
Dude, that wave was so warbly that I wiped out.
warbly by The Colonel July 18, 2003
(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!

Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Whatever warpy!
Warpy by Paddy B May 20, 2008

Warpless 

Going through a world or an entire video game without using any warp areas or warp cheats.
Beat Super Mario Bros warpless.
Warpless by MHFsilver December 16, 2012
a descriptive word to be used in many situations. This word replaces 'Oh Hardly' in many contexts.
"Would you date that guy" - Feminem
"Wardly" - Val Nourished
Wardly by Trickydialogue January 23, 2011
(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...
Warpy by Paddy B May 14, 2008
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