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A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?
by The Colonel December 2, 2004
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A surfer that is so deep inside the tubing part of the wave that he is completely enveloped - likened to being inside a fully enclosed dwelling, such as a shack.
Dude, I just got shacked on that wave.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.
Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.
Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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a mentally handicapped person
that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.
by The Colonel December 6, 2003
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Sklabby is the combination of skinny and flabby and refers to women (usually European) women who are skinny and yet also out of shape. In America you typically find two exremes - women who are either big and fat, or women who are skinny and in great shape. In Europe, you won't find many women who are terribly fat, but you also won't find many women who are terribly fit either. A chick may have a small ass, but it'll be jiggly ass - skinny and flabby.
We went to this nice beach in Bali which was covered in Sklabby Euro chicks.
by The Colonel September 27, 2004
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