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(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!

Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Whatever warpy!
Warpy by Paddy B May 20, 2008
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(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...
Warpy by Paddy B May 14, 2008
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(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The damned sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...
Warpy by Paddy B May 13, 2008
(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...
Warpy by Paddy B May 14, 2008
an ugly person who thinks their pretty
“Lily is warpy asf, she is so ugly!”
Warpy by MAGSALERT August 17, 2022

Warpy Jaw 

1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"

2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.

Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....

Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
Warpy Jaw by Kevin57 February 15, 2008

warpy pie 

a girl who is discusting and gross

her vaginal area is sick and nasty

girls who have sex alot and don't clean down there
warpy pie: a girl who just had sex and never took a shower

greasy people

sluts with some waar jizz in it

jizz faces
warpy pie by PCR July 28, 2007
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