wankyshit

A word that defines something that's worse than the usual expletives can sum up

Soccer match in play and suddenly a bad piece of defending leads to a goal.
JAY THE ANNOYED SOCCER MANAGER SHOUTS - "What a wankyshit goal to give away"

by Mad Frankie F1sh February 13, 2022

Wankshit

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.

Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !

by Top Mason March 17, 2015

wanksmith

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

wackshit

some shit that is not legit. illegitimate shit.

I just weighed this Squeef, and it is light. This is wackshit.

by wackassshit August 26, 2014

wankshit

The fine art of having a wank whilst simultaneously taking a dump.

Dude 1: Whatcha get up to last night man?
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!

by psyclopse October 20, 2007

Wanky Shit Demon

A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol

This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!

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by Rudy. July 22, 2009

wanky shit sausage

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.

My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum

by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010