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a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification
she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish
by Thombone Catkins December 1, 2010
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The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.
My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum
by Thombone Catkins December 17, 2010
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