Wankychief

Wankychief

Have you seen my wankychief as I have just Ejaculated

by Carly poos March 9, 2019

Wankychief

The cheeky nickname for a wankerchief

1. David the travelling salesman had an hour spare so he whipped out his wankychief and jerked off in his car.
2. Mother to Son "What's that lemon smell? you been on the old wankychief again - you gotta stop doing that, you'll go blind"

by Adonis29 December 12, 2010

wankachief

a piece of tissue used to clean up mess after you have burped the worm

wheres that wankachief gone i need to clean up this baby gravy

by brett holt February 19, 2009

wankerchief

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.

1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.

by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006

Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

by fubsish September 13, 2009

Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006