Wankychief
Wankychief
Wankychief by Carly poos March 9, 2019
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Wankychief
1. David the travelling salesman had an hour spare so he whipped out his wankychief and jerked off in his car.
2. Mother to Son "What's that lemon smell? you been on the old wankychief again - you gotta stop doing that, you'll go blind"
2. Mother to Son "What's that lemon smell? you been on the old wankychief again - you gotta stop doing that, you'll go blind"
Wankychief by Adonis29 December 12, 2010
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wankerchief
A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.
1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
wankerchief by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006
Decatur Wankerchief
The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.
Decatur Wankerchief by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009
Wankerchief
A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
Wankerchief by fubsish September 13, 2009
Wankerchief
After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.
"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
Wankerchief by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006
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