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Wankup

Be down for breakfast in a min. Just need to wankup first.
by Hammer Bonespiel July 9, 2022
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wankup

Wake up by masturbatimg
Be right down for breakfast. Need a min to wankup first.
by Hammer Bonespiel July 9, 2022
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wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.
by rark March 27, 2015
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wankport

Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..
John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013
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wankspludge

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond
That essay you did was complete wankspludge
by hezuus September 1, 2009
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wankrupt

to maturbate untill your testicles are empty.
"last nite i watched so much porn i had to declare wankruptcy"
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Wankypeas

A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
by Nielzor October 21, 2009
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