Wankypeas 

A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.

"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"

Wankypeas by Nielzor October 21, 2009

wanksplash 

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

wanksplash by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007

Wankpasty 

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

Wankpasty by VonC April 12, 2021

wankypanky 

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see

Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy

wankypanky by baller156383 March 2, 2011

wankanease 

talking like a twat, talking in a stupid way, talking jibberish

you speaking wankaneaze?

wankanease by ke11ett October 5, 2003

wankyhead

Wankyhead, the new upcoming virus even worse then gay! Be prepared to stay away from the boys because things might go downhill faster than EJ exposed SerpentAU!

Yo bruv, did you hear about Jack? I heard he got he turned into a wankyhead last Sunday!

wankyhead by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020