Definitions by ShyGuy2610

Wankspanner 

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

Wankspanner by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Jeremeter 

Pronounced (jerry-meter)
A meter to tell others how potent someone is, non-stop

It's time to use the Jeremeter again Jeremy!

Jeremeter by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Jeremeter 

Pronounced Jerry-Meter.
An instrument used to declare the potency of an individual.
Usually nevers stops declaring this fact.

It's time to get out the Jeremeter again, Jeremy!

Jeremeter by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019