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an attention-whoring big baby who likes diapers, futas, inflation, furries, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire
Wankst is a big baby!
Wankst by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020
A brand of angst that is indulged in by particularly whiny people, a.k.a. "wankers".
My, that kid wearing all black is so full of wankst.
Wankst by combat_rock December 1, 2003

wanksday 

wanksday by jpg3 November 21, 2011

wankspludge 

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond
That essay you did was complete wankspludge
wankspludge by hezuus September 1, 2009

wankstain 

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.
wankstain by Libertine June 17, 2016

wanktuary 

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.
"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."
wanktuary by fittnacious April 2, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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