combat_rock's definitions

spoony bard

In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.

You spoony bard!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

cky

1. A kickass metal band.
2. A series of videos staring the band's drummer's brother, that included insane/comical stunts.

Note: CKY stands for "Camp Kill Yourself"

CKY is a kickass band and movie.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

u

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.

I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

Triumph the insult comic dog

A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.

Eminem pissed his pants when he saw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

King James

1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.

1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

real ultimate power

Possesed by ALL true ninjas, real ultimate power is the ability to flip out all the time and kill people for practically no reason at all.

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

Radio

A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady rotation.

I just heard this song three minutes ago on the radio!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003