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Definitions by combat_rock

cream soda 

Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.
IBC cream soda is the best.
cream soda by combat_rock May 17, 2004

adult happy meals 

A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.
Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.

Vampire Effect 

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.
Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.
Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.
Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.
golf by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.
hippos by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Jay and Silent Bob 

The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.

battle royale 

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.
Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!
battle royale by combat_rock May 17, 2004