Definitions by combat_rock
cream soda
Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.
cream soda by combat_rock May 17, 2004
adult happy meals
A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.
Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.
adult happy meals by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Vampire Effect
Vampire Effect by combat_rock May 17, 2004
golf
Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.
golf by combat_rock May 17, 2004
hippos
Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.
hippos by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Jay and Silent Bob
The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.
Jay and Silent Bob by combat_rock May 17, 2004
battle royale
Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.
Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!
battle royale by combat_rock May 17, 2004