wankspo

Wankspo is when something is so fucking fit that u want to use it as ur wank inspo

Hey em

Ur tat tat’s are fire today imma use u as my wankspo later ;)

wankspo by Mcgeorgia October 12, 2019

wankport 

Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..

John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..

wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013

wankspludge 

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond

That essay you did was complete wankspludge

wankspludge by hezuus September 1, 2009

wanksplash 

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

wanksplash by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007

Utter Wankspangle. 

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

Utter Wankspangle. by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

wanksock 

a sock that you spit your man fat on..

last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..

wanksock by Brent Waller August 12, 2004

Wankstore 

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?

"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"

Wankstore by Genitalius September 20, 2007