wanksplat

An insult used by chavs in the UK. Can be directed at non-chavs, for example moshers or fellow chavs, either in a jokey way or as a real (although shit) insult.

'hes a wank splat sum times wen he fuckin frose hes fuckin mini chedas but he sum times aight'

by Mosher May 2, 2005

Wanksplat

Someone that is annoying and loud.

Just listen to that fucking wanksplat talking pish again.

by AmYerDa March 17, 2020