Wanksplat

Someone that is annoying and loud.

Just listen to that fucking wanksplat talking pish again.

by AmYerDa March 17, 2020

wanksplat

An insult used by chavs in the UK. Can be directed at non-chavs, for example moshers or fellow chavs, either in a jokey way or as a real (although shit) insult.

'hes a wank splat sum times wen he fuckin frose hes fuckin mini chedas but he sum times aight'

by Mosher May 2, 2005

wankspludge

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond

That essay you did was complete wankspludge

by hezuus September 1, 2009

wanksplash

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

wankslut

a poopy person i think

if you hate noodles ur a wankslut

by hetpotet October 4, 2020

wanksplode

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

Similar words;
cum shot, load

"I wanksploded all over that biatch's face last night!"

by ZT June 16, 2005