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wankspoon 

A spoon mostly used for wanking.
Shit! I found Jerry's mom drinking from my wankspoon!
wankspoon by assholefaggot21 August 9, 2004
Words you can keep

Utter Wankspangle. 

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

wanksplode 

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

Similar words;
cum shot, load
"I wanksploded all over that biatch's face last night!"
wanksplode by ZT June 16, 2005

Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.
Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
Wankspo is when something is so fucking fit that u want to use it as ur wank inspo
Hey em

Ur tat tat’s are fire today imma use u as my wankspo later ;)
wankspo by Mcgeorgia October 12, 2019

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.
Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.
Wankspangle by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.
Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!
wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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