wankspoon

A spoon mostly used for wanking.

Shit! I found Jerry's mom drinking from my wankspoon!

by assholefaggot21 August 9, 2004

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

wanksplode

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

Similar words;
cum shot, load

"I wanksploded all over that biatch's face last night!"

by ZT June 16, 2005

Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

wankspo

Wankspo is when something is so fucking fit that u want to use it as ur wank inspo

Hey em

Ur tat tat’s are fire today imma use u as my wankspo later ;)

by Mcgeorgia October 12, 2019

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.

Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.

by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankspanner

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

by Wigda May 11, 2006