wanksplash

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007

wank splash

a siemen stain, or a derogatory term for a person deemed not even fit to be a wanker or a flying spunk bubble.

"Oi wank splash, you just spilt my pint!"

by jonny quango September 2, 2008

Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"

"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."

by Daniel Butler Rico January 28, 2007

Wanksplat

Someone that is annoying and loud.

Just listen to that fucking wanksplat talking pish again.

by AmYerDa March 17, 2020

wanksplat

An insult used by chavs in the UK. Can be directed at non-chavs, for example moshers or fellow chavs, either in a jokey way or as a real (although shit) insult.

'hes a wank splat sum times wen he fuckin frose hes fuckin mini chedas but he sum times aight'

by Mosher May 2, 2005

Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.

Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.

by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023