Top definition
A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.
Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
Get the mug
Get a wanksponge mug for your mate Beatrix.
Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
Get the mug
Get a sleep mug for your Uncle Manley.