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Suicide wank chop
Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
'Mate, we can do anything'
Suicide wank chop by Renato1 July 30, 2015
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Suicide wank chop • wankchops • wank • wank-stain • wank-bank • wank off • wank spanner • wank face • WANK-WORTHY • wank biscuit
Suicide Wank Chop
Suicide Wank Chop by Renato1 August 16, 2015
wank chops
A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.
wank chops by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006
wankchops
wankchops by Steve Riches September 17, 2006
wankchops
Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.
"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"
"For wanton animalistic anal sex"
"Fuck he is so Gen X"
"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"
"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"
"Oh that wankchops"
"For wanton animalistic anal sex"
"Fuck he is so Gen X"
"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"
"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"
"Oh that wankchops"
wankchops by gaping munt March 6, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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