wank chop 

A Person who is so stupid and dumb they are called a wank chop

Barry u Wank chop chew on my lefty

wank chop by Bob May 13, 2005

Suicide wank chop 

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

Suicide wank chop by Renato1 July 30, 2015

Suicide Wank Chop 

The act of doing a shot of limoncello, immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James, do you fancy a Suicide Wank Chop (#SWC)?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

Suicide Wank Chop by Renato1 August 16, 2015

wank chops 

A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.

"Oi wank chops look at the state of this!"

wank chops by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006

Wankchop 

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car

"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"

Wankchop by Goober May 13, 2005

wankchops 

A traditional British wank, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.

"Dude, I caught Dave playing wankchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!"

wankchops by Steve Riches September 17, 2006

wankchops 

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.

"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"

wankchops by gaping munt March 6, 2004