wangmuffin

Derived from the latin term: "wangus mufforum"

A n00b who has the potential to be raped or killed because of sheer hatred for the annoyances of the certain individual or wangmuffin

Tom: Omg, dude. That fag on UT2004 the other night was such a wangmuffin.

Burt: I agree, he was such a n00b who has the potential to be raped or killed because of sheer hatred for the annoyances of the certain individual.

wangmuffin by Merc.HugeBalls December 23, 2004

wankpuffin 

"Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.

Donald J. Trump: Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cell phone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal

Milk the Cow Podcast: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin.

wankpuffin by KingfishRex September 2, 2016

wankpuffin 

Some say Sir. David Attenborough blurted it out in a fit of rage in the latest episode of "Planet Earth", others say it's a colourful seabird's special "private time" with it's big head.... all we know is it's an awesome put-down currently trending on Twitter

Donald Trump (tweeting from his iPhone): Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical terrorists

Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin

wankpuffin by uprqct September 3, 2016

wankpuffin 

wank - to masturbate
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump

n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.

It takes a wankpuffin to make that kind of statement.

wankpuffin by Homebrew-Ale September 5, 2016

wang muffin 

A term used usually in a fit of girlie anger to insult or put down someone.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.

Man, my prof. gave me a D-!! He's such a wang muffin!!

Laura, I love you, but you're a wang muffin!!

wang muffin by Jenjy May 30, 2006

Wankpuffin 

A horrid person. A terrible tinkle berry box. Assassination worthy.

Katelyn: "Donald Trump is a wankpuffin."
Sebastian: "Yeah, he's a horrid person."

Wankpuffin by Tunataconudger August 2, 2016

wankpuffin 

Commonly associated with Donald Trump.

1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person

Dude, did you see Donald Trump's twitter? Someone called him a wankpuffin!

wankpuffin by asscat243 November 19, 2016