wugmuffin 

1/ A term of endearment.
2/ A substitute for numbers in a game of "Buzz".
3/ Something one might say in a state of alcohol related intoxication once real words have escaped their vocabulary.

Origins - First heard in a game of "Buzz" in the South East of England on 13th October 2006, the word Wugmuffin was used as a substitute for the number one.

As a term of endearment: "Oh, I do love you, my little Wugmuffin!"

In a game of "Buzz": "Wugmuffin, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Buzz!"

Used by a person in a drunk state: "Glurgalaaraa wugmuffin blerereg mertizera!"

wugmuffin by Corinne Simpson October 14, 2006

Nugmuffin

An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.

Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!

Nugmuffin by Fakename Bill August 1, 2014

ugmuffin 

a female or group of females that think they are cute, but are extremely busted

S: look at those ugmuffins over there thinkin that they are cute

ugmuffin by Ash May 13, 2005

fugmuffin 

An insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. Up their arse.

also, if you're feeling festive and original
-anal baker lord
-rectal muffin ingestor
-pastry-face

"Ben... will you bake me some pastries?"
"No I cannot do that... Keep rowing"
"Ben, You're a fugmuffin"
"Silence in the boat!"
-(chortle chortle)-

fugmuffin by The Eloquent and Esteemed Eric and Nick (and Charlie) January 11, 2008

lugmuffin 

A particularly bulky man, who is also dumb.

That bartender is such a lugmuffin.

lugmuffin by femlib12345 April 28, 2023

wangmuffin

Derived from the latin term: "wangus mufforum"

A n00b who has the potential to be raped or killed because of sheer hatred for the annoyances of the certain individual or wangmuffin

Tom: Omg, dude. That fag on UT2004 the other night was such a wangmuffin.

Burt: I agree, he was such a n00b who has the potential to be raped or killed because of sheer hatred for the annoyances of the certain individual.

wangmuffin by Merc.HugeBalls December 23, 2004