by Tunataconudger March 10, 2016
Short, stout moron puffed up with a sense of self-importance and insular world views (usually obtained from the Daily Mail, Express or Sun). Often sports a crew-cut, Essex Triple-Ripple neck and 30 pint belly.
The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!
The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!
Did you see the Britain First rally in the papers..... Noisy bunch of Wankpuffins - full of sound and fury , signifying nothing.
by Catweeeeezal 48 July 19, 2016
Donald trump is a wankpuffin
by Bernie Sanders February 21, 2016
"Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.
Donald J. Trump: Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cell phone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal
Milk the Cow Podcast: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin.
Milk the Cow Podcast: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin.
by KingfishRex February 23, 2016
Some say Sir. David Attenborough blurted it out in a fit of rage in the latest episode of "Planet Earth", others say it's a colourful seabird's special "private time" with it's big head.... all we know is it's an awesome put-down currently trending on Twitter
Donald Trump (tweeting from his iPhone): Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical terrorists
Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin
Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin
by uprqct February 22, 2016
wank - to masturbate
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump
n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump
n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.
by Homebrew-Ale February 21, 2016
Commonly associated with Donald Trump.
1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person
1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person
by asscat243 November 20, 2016