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lan wangji 

蓝忘机 (Lán wàng jī) aka 蓝湛(lán zhàn) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is a very jealous boy and if you dare glance at his wei wuxian (魏无羡) he'll slaughter you to bits with bi chen (避尘). Lan wangji gets drunk very easily and when he does, he gets very childish. He likes to everyday (天天) but only likes it when it's wei wuxian who's doing everyday with him.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~~ 含光君~~~~ 二哥哥~~~~ 放过我吧~~~~ 我腰疼
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~~ Han Guang Jun~~~ second brother~~~~ spare meeeee~~~~ my waist hurts.....)
*everyday sounds*
蓝忘机:天天就是天天
(Lan wangji: everyday is everyday...)
*weiying's waist.exe has stopped working*
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Person 3, in the background: How am I going to choose which Wangxian I like the most?

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wanking closet 

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
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