wangfest
A gathering concerning or involving wangs...
pl. Wangfestivities
An insulting reference to an activity
pl. Wangfestivities
An insulting reference to an activity
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wankfest
A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.
UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.
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Media Wankfest
An issue which incurs intense press coverage. Frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to jizz themselves.
Media Wankfest by SoloKong June 12, 2011
wankfest
Secondary definition: A person (male or female) whose personality closely resembles the concept outlain by envisioning previously accepted definitions of the word "wankfest" (summary: a large festival of wank).
A giant of a bagpipe-playing college male wears a tight ski-suit to a Halloween party to impress females.
Females say: that guy is a major wankfest.
Females say: that guy is a major wankfest.
wankfest by anticipate&dominate March 29, 2009
wankfest
In early teenage years, for a group of developing boys to slide their penis from their slowly unzipped fly to show to the friend sitting next to them. They compare size and generally get rather hard. Then they test if they can ejaculate yet. For later dates they name these gatherings "a wankfest".
Billy: "Jeez Tommy yours is so darn big!"
Tommy: "Dude, I KNOW!!"
Jimmy: *Holds out a tissue* "GUYS GUYS... I'VE CAME!"
Billy: "We are SO having another wankfest next Friday!"
Tommy: "Dude, I KNOW!!"
Jimmy: *Holds out a tissue* "GUYS GUYS... I'VE CAME!"
Billy: "We are SO having another wankfest next Friday!"
wankfest by willyjuniorD October 1, 2005
wankfest
to wank or masterbate for hours and hours with a good supply of porn of one's choice and a good supply of lube. Done without lube and you risk getting an inflated foreskin or even worse blisters on your cock. wankfest parties are less common than solo wankfests but still more common than you'de think especially common amongst fourteen to fifteen year olds.
jayden organised a wankfest party but had to call it off when the lady at the video store told him he was too young to hire porn
wankfest by jayden kahi December 9, 2008
sexual wankfest
sexual wankfest by LytHeaded June 10, 2017
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