wankerdoodle
When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.
wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006
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Wankerdoodle
Wankerdoodle by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019
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wankerdoodle
Laid in bed alone after a massive erection late at night, 'So I had to take care of my Wankerdoodle myself '.
wankerdoodle by AppleApfelNomNom February 23, 2017
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wankerdoodle by Boosa January 5, 2017
wankadoodledoo
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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