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Somehow that computer got wankernoodled

wankernoodled by G684 January 31, 2018

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wankerdoodle

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

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Wankerdoodle

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

Wankerdoodle by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

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wankerdoodles

A slur against individuals who wear pipperdoodles.

"Did you see Bachira and Chigiri the other day?"
"They're such wankerdoodles."

wankerdoodles by skitsoprenicwankerdoodle March 28, 2023

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wankerdoodle

A large penis with no hair.

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.

wankerdoodle by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011

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wankerdoodle

An erect penis that won't get any loving. So a guy has to 'Wank' off his 'Doodle'.

Laid in bed alone after a massive erection late at night, 'So I had to take care of my Wankerdoodle myself '.

wankerdoodle by AppleApfelNomNom February 23, 2017

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wankerdoodle

Idiot, asswipe

Mao got in trouble once again because of the wankerdoodle.

wankerdoodle by Boosa January 5, 2017

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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