witch clit

The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.

Yo Momma!

(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)

by erectism January 11, 2008

Toby's Wet Dream

An amazing story about a teen, who happens to fall into an everlasting sex orgy with his family

Oh my, Toby's Wet Dream is the best book I've ever read

by erectism January 10, 2008

squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

by Erectism November 9, 2007

2

Two, the number two, 2

2

2+2=4

4-2=2

2y = 4
y = 2

2=2

2:lf~7#sa"$65 = 2:lf~7#sa"$65

by erectism January 11, 2008

closed goat

A tightly shut vagina.

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Anal Pube

A community of hairs living on the land of the anus.

George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.

Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.

by erectism January 11, 2008

rapesuasion

The advice given to someone, persuading them to rape.

Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it

Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...

by erectism January 11, 2008