19 definitions by erectism

Anal Pube

A community of hairs living on the land of the anus.

George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.

Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.

by erectism December 29, 2007

erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism December 29, 2007

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism December 29, 2007

2

Two, the number two, 2

2

2+2=4

4-2=2

2y = 4
y = 2

2=2

2:lf~7#sa"$65 = 2:lf~7#sa"$65

by erectism December 28, 2007

witch clit

The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.

Yo Momma!

(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)

by erectism December 29, 2007

rapesuasion

The advice given to someone, persuading them to rape.

Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it

Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...

by erectism December 29, 2007

Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.

Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart

by erectism December 29, 2007