2

Two, the number two, 2

2

2+2=4

4-2=2

2y = 4
y = 2

2=2

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by erectism January 11, 2008

squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

by Erectism November 09, 2007

closed goat

A tightly shut vagina.

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Toby's Wet Dream

An amazing story about a teen, who happens to fall into an everlasting sex orgy with his family

Oh my, Toby's Wet Dream is the best book I've ever read

by erectism January 10, 2008

witch clit

The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.

Yo Momma!

(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)

by erectism January 11, 2008

tickletash

An itch wherever there may be a tash upon the body, as if it were to tickle.

Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch

John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.

Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?

Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Cranburricane

The appearance, smell, taste, and sound of when a woman forgets to wear a tampon and the period juice dribbles down to be sucked into her squiffer, forming a vacuum inside her arse. If she then proceeds to fart, it sprays a tornado of guffe blood absorbing anything or anyone in it's path, thus, creating a cranberry hurrincane (cranburricane).

Stephanie was walking down the street, when suddenly, she felt a warm trickle of fluid creeping out her pussy.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.

by erectism January 11, 2008