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A two-bit trouble causin' monster
If you've got a pulse he'll fight you
If you've got doofer he'll phone you
If u support England he'll sing with you
If your a GUFF CUNT he'll love you
Chief's got doofer....

Chief's with his muckers at the monk's trailer smokin the wacky backy.....

His phone goes....

Fuck sake its wands, what does he want

--Slurred voice down the phone...
Aye chief, its wands, fuckin, wot the fuck, fuckin, u got any fuckin doofer ,like man. im fuckin wasted, been fightin 40 irish boys in breakers and i won

Bippitty Boppitty Boo Wands 

An amazing device (called a glowstick or glowwand by uncultured swine) created by XxxBamuelxxX
XxxBamuelxxX- Seth broke my bippitty boppitty boo wands

Andrew Wands 

Lieutenant of the LGBT and GSA group
Andrew Wands by Andy Wands December 19, 2018

philip wands 

a hawt guy that a luv hunners n will always luv 2 bits!!!!!!
philip a guy many people wuld like 2 fuck
philip wands by kat April 26, 2005

The Elder Wand 

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

wander over

To walk a block or less! Sometimes more, even tho it says wander, the person knows where they're going.
That lazy bitch lived 1/2 block from her friend & would Drive her Freakin' car most of the time when she came to visit! When she walked, she said "Maybe I'll wander over in awhile.
wander over by Starchylde June 8, 2016