by RepisShredders April 20, 2010
A two-bit trouble causin' monster
If you've got a pulse he'll fight you
If you've got doofer he'll phone you
If u support England he'll sing with you
If your a GUFF CUNT he'll love you
If you've got a pulse he'll fight you
If you've got doofer he'll phone you
If u support England he'll sing with you
If your a GUFF CUNT he'll love you
Chief's got doofer....
Chief's with his muckers at the monk's trailer smokin the wacky backy.....
His phone goes....
Fuck sake its wands, what does he want
--Slurred voice down the phone...
Aye chief, its wands, fuckin, wot the fuck, fuckin, u got any fuckin doofer ,like man. im fuckin wasted, been fightin 40 irish boys in breakers and i won
Chief's with his muckers at the monk's trailer smokin the wacky backy.....
His phone goes....
Fuck sake its wands, what does he want
--Slurred voice down the phone...
Aye chief, its wands, fuckin, wot the fuck, fuckin, u got any fuckin doofer ,like man. im fuckin wasted, been fightin 40 irish boys in breakers and i won
by Gav Reid, represent bitch July 22, 2004
A person that is very responsible. He has luck with money and people. A wande flows well with both sex and has a good sense of humour. He plays too much. When he likes a girl, he likes her a lot.
by Ellanita March 21, 2017
To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.
Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.
Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
by MaximumBob February 04, 2009
Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.
Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!
Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!
by jayp11 July 19, 2008
the male reproductive organs; penis
Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*
Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
by Lisette April 05, 2005
A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.
by Wesuvius June 25, 2009