Wandsworth 

Infamous for the central green and leafy Wandsworth Common. Wandsworth is renound for its various buning mandem. Wandsworth unlike other more materialistic boroughs such as Dulwich or Clapham, is defined not by the buildings but by the people. Wandsworth is a social arena like no other. Also notorious for the deceased 'Rusts' now the up and coming 'Nisa Local', where are manner of beverages and assortments of snacks can be purchased. Wandsworth is not just a borough its simply a religion. Legend has it that the four founders of Wandsworth ingraved the legendary 'W' in to each others shaved heads. The heart of Wandsworth lives on, strong, protected by various chosen Deciples none more renound than that of a young boy who burdened the responsibility of his borough at a young and tender age, but showed great character and wisdom in guiding the borough through some of the darkest days it has seen. Praise be to Wandsworth

I was strolling leisurely through Wandsworth.

I simply love Wandsworth

Wandsworth by the hear of wandsworth e March 25, 2011

Wandsworth 

undoubtedly one of the most expensive places to live in england, and home to many famous sports players and the notorious Gordon Ramsey. rimmed with people who have more money than sense. By day the children of wandsworth commute from their 7 story houses into croydon to receive their 40k private education, by night they roam the streets intoxicated from vodka and ketamine. If you live next to wandsworth common, daddy definitely has 4 teslas and a few range rovers in the garage waiting for you to pass your driving test. Not forgetting, the monthly allowance they get from mummy and daddy allows them to rush to harrods/ selfridges every weekend and splurge on a new pair of balenciagas. House parties are a daily thing in wandsworth and the rest of central london, as free houses are more than often as mummy and daddy leave the country for a few days to complete work abroad.

Anything good to do tonight?
I heard there's a massive gav on Wandsworth Common

Wandsworth by coolbeansbruv May 3, 2020

Wandsworth common 

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out

Oi u going Wandsworth common tonight, we have bare blem

Wandsworth common by Flswllckclawl October 2, 2019

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.

The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Wadsworth Constant by ShigalHammoud October 2, 2011

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.

benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Benjamin Wadsworth by whoreforfictonalmen September 6, 2021

Benjamin Wadsworth 

The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorable actor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰

*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.

Benjamin Wadsworth by cardboardben March 2, 2019

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant states that the first 30% of any YouTube video can be skipped as it is irrelevant.

Go to YouTube - pick any video and skip to 30%. Rewatch the whole video and see if the bit you missed at the beginning adds anything. If not the Wadsworth Constant is in action.

Wadsworth Constant by GFEDCBA4321 October 2, 2011