2 definitions by RepisShredders

Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

by RepisShredders April 16, 2010

Wands

Like cankles, but with Wrists and Hands.

"Woah... look at her big ol' fat hands... they're wands if I've ever seen then!"

by RepisShredders April 20, 2010