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wample 

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wample, verb: to pass noxious gas in a crowd and then cause others to be blamed, all while escaping detection by the most sensitive noses.

wample, noun: the name for the act of wampling

Wampled: past tense of wample

alt. a weasel
Wampled: I was in line to get popcorn and somebody wampled the whole group.

I hate these guys behind us. I’m going to wample them.

I feel a wample coming on.
wample by Berlindaslemp November 18, 2018
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Wample 

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Last night, I wampled...it sucked...
Wample by yougotcradyougotcrad1 October 30, 2006

Wimpleton 

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A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.
Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.
Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

wampeter 

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The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.
A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.
wampeter by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

Vaughn Wamsley

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1. A personal injury lawyer and minor celebrity in Central Indiana. Well known for plastering his face all over billboards, phonebooks, and the like. Often thought of as an ambulance chaser, but has amazing hair.

2. A game, similar to "padiddle", played by sneaking up on a friend, shouting "Vaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhnnnnn... WHAM-sley!" and punching said friend in the shoulder.
1. Vaughn Wamsley: Hey, does anyone need a personal injury attorney? Have you been injured in an accident? KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

2. Me: (quietly) Vaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhnnnn...

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: (yells, punching friend in the arm) WHAM-sley!

Friend: Ow, stop it. I think I need a personal injury attorney now.
Vaughn Wamsley by Dildano December 29, 2010

Wampfest 

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The act of totally obliterating your opponent in any competition or battle. Making someone quit because they simply cannot take anymore humiliation.
WAMPFEST!!!

Wapple Rap 

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Verse 1
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners
‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff
I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit
I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen
person: cuties is my fav movie!🥺
me: Wapple Rap moment
Wapple Rap by *magicalkitten* March 1, 2023
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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