wample, verb: to pass noxious gas in a crowd and then cause others to be blamed, all while escaping detection by the most sensitive noses.

wample, noun: the name for the act of wampling

Wampled: past tense of wample

alt. a weasel
Wampled: I was in line to get popcorn and somebody wampled the whole group.

I hate these guys behind us. I’m going to wample them.

I feel a wample coming on.
by Berlindaslemp November 18, 2018
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