wammers

A subtle interjection, typically used by a third person, after someone has received an insult or made a mistake. Can also be used as a term used to describe any situation perceived to be funny at the expense of someone else.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo man how did you do on that exam today?
Dude 2: There was an exam today?
Dude 3: Ha. Wammers.

Example 2:

Dude 1: I just got head from that hot blonde Erica.
Dude 2: Dude WTF that's my sister.
Dude 3: Wammers.

by wammsteinrosenkatzberg May 17, 2010

wammer

Wammer is a term used for a highschool and\or college party with more then 75 people and lots and lots of beer,alchol,girls,drugs. Not a sausage party.

I hear theres a wammer up at the mountain tonight, I doubt the cops will come.

by extulas June 18, 2004

Wammer

A wet and messy (WAM) fetishist. Also known as a splosher, wammers engage in messy play, which could include pies, slime, cake batter, or mud.

My boyfriend is a wammer; he wants me to pie him in the face tonight.

by PieMyFace November 17, 2018

pit warmers

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Hangers.

That jogger should tuck those pit warmers into her pants before someone gets hurt.

by serialkitten February 4, 2004

So how about those Whammers?

Segway: Implies that we are off topic for #star_citizen

<Anything off topic said for an extended period>

"So how about those Whammers?"

by Null0_222 May 22, 2022

ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

Wammered

The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.

"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"

or

"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."

by MC Wammer June 3, 2013