wimmersley 

a fat faggot who sucks dick every day and uses its contents as toothpaste, in other words he is gay, really, really gay.

guy 1: that guy is fat and since he is whering a tutu, i expect he is a wimmersley
guy 2: 'laughs', got that right...

wimmersley by andex June 2, 2008

Wimberley 

Small ass town in central texas that consists of only one fun thing- the river. Tourist flock here for market days and locals barr their doors and windows.

Guy 1: "Wanna go float the river?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lets head out to Wimberley."

Wimberley by MillaBee December 31, 2010

Wimberley High School 

Wimberley high school is one of the bitchiest, stupidest, cow-herded schools in Texas. It is made of a majority of Jocks. If not a jock, pothead, or asshole you are of what they call the "lower-class". Students are "herded" from one class to another much like cattle would be.

EXPERIENCE from Wimberley High School

Wimberley High School by pittbullchicka May 7, 2011

wimberley 

completely boring town in central Texas with two things to do smoke pot and swim tourists come and bother locals with dick head cops that will shoot you if you step out of your car near austin

A) hey im bored what do you want to do?
B) we can smoke or swim in wimberley thats it

wimberley by frozen vodka January 19, 2012

wimberley 

The cutest most badass girl out there! She has an amazing smile, and is super awesome. If you are talking to her you most likely will smile too because of her sweet nature. Anyone would love to have her in their life and don't know what they are missing out on if they don't know her.

That girl is such a badass her name must be Wimberley

wimberley by homie12344 January 23, 2018

Wimberley 

Awesome small town in central texas about 45 minutes southwest of austin. Many things to do - Blue Hole, Market Days, antiquing, shopping, hanging out. Best football team in the land! Best marching band in the land! Great place to raise your kids. Town has no Walmart, Home Depot or any 'big box' stores to change the flavor of small town life. Only one elementary school, only one JH, only one HS - no one messes with the Wimberley Texans!

If you want to raise your kids in an awesome community that is small but still near big enough cities if you need to go, live in Wimberley!

Wimberley by crazymom18 December 7, 2011

Womersley 

The 1337est guy alive

Womersley owns me

Womersley by Elmo December 21, 2003