Wammer

A wet and messy (WAM) fetishist. Also known as a splosher, wammers engage in messy play, which could include pies, slime, cake batter, or mud.

My boyfriend is a wammer; he wants me to pie him in the face tonight.

by PieMyFace November 17, 2018

wammer

Wammer is a term used for a highschool and\or college party with more then 75 people and lots and lots of beer,alchol,girls,drugs. Not a sausage party.

I hear theres a wammer up at the mountain tonight, I doubt the cops will come.

by extulas June 18, 2004

Wammered

The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.

"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"

or

"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."

by MC Wammer June 3, 2013

wammers

A subtle interjection, typically used by a third person, after someone has received an insult or made a mistake. Can also be used as a term used to describe any situation perceived to be funny at the expense of someone else.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo man how did you do on that exam today?
Dude 2: There was an exam today?
Dude 3: Ha. Wammers.

Example 2:

Dude 1: I just got head from that hot blonde Erica.
Dude 2: Dude WTF that's my sister.
Dude 3: Wammers.

by wammsteinrosenkatzberg May 17, 2010

wammer

this term is used in 4 lions, it is basically gettin called a batty boy

you callin me a wammer

by rubber dingy rapids 123 December 28, 2010

wammered

Combination of "Wasted" and "Hammered". Commonly used at parties where excessive drinking is occuring. Spoken when one self is past the "Wasted" and "Hammered" level, but not quite at the "Passed out" level.

"Dude, I am totally wammered right now!"

by Michael Kirschbaum July 12, 2008

wammer

See bammer

Weed that lacks in quality.

Also known as stress, Bobby Brown, bammer and mexican brick.

"That weed is some wammers"

"If you got the bobby, don't come around me. I need that shit from Humboldt County. 420, paraquat, the shit that make you cough up snot"
- Mac Dre, "I need an eighth"

by TheStudioDankster650 May 11, 2007