Wammer is a term used for a highschool and\or college party with more then 75 people and lots and lots of beer,alchol,girls,drugs. Not a sausage party.
I hear theres a wammer up at the mountain tonight, I doubt the cops will come.
"If you got the bobby, don't come around me. I need that shit from Humboldt County. 420, paraquat, the shit that make you cough up snot"
- Mac Dre, "I need an eighth"
Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them