wommerson 

a smelly chimichanga.

man that is one smelly wommerson!!

wommerson by cheezer luvs weezer August 20, 2022

David Wooderson 

The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."

David wooderson

David Wooderson by andrew thorne grittith June 18, 2009

Wooderson 

A term devoloped through the manliness of David Wooderson (Dazed and Confused 1993). Upon completion of a manly momment or statement, bowing and taking a knee with one hand above head in a triumphant fashion, and saying "wooderson".

Joe: "Bro, I brought that heffer chic home lastnight and tossed it in her, after getting booted from the bar"

Jim: "man she was big, but at least you got laid"

Joe: "wooderson" (progression into stance)

Wooderson by BrentBPortC November 8, 2011

Wooderson 

Bellend

that Wooderson has not come in again - stupid overpowered BMW! what a Bellend!

Wooderson by poco2015 August 14, 2015

pussy wolferson 

n; used to address a person with a similar sounding name, Ex. Billy Wilkinson, who has far too much body hair for they're own good.

"hey pussy wolferson, when you gonna shave that neck hair?"

pussy wolferson by living proof December 12, 2003

Wooderson 

A douche bag that continues to date high school girls, even though he failed to graduate 10 years ago. This person also does not pay child support or even attempt to see their children.

Your baby daddy is a wooderson.

Wooderson by joe blow esckimo March 15, 2011

Tommersons 76s 

The coolest shoes in the world. You cannot change my mind.

Seller: Yo man we got the Tommersons 76s *opens box
Customer: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH *ejaculates*

Tommersons 76s by my.y.y.y October 18, 2021