Watsoned 

To be beaten by a computer at a game.

All Time Jeopardy Champion Ken J. was Watsoned last night on Jeopardy.

Watsoned by mpWannaBe March 18, 2011

Watsoned 

V. To have been unexpectedly extremely drunk.
Derivation. From two friends who, though unrelated, shared the same house, surname and a propensity for beer and other intoxicating substances. Friends and associates who tried to keep up with their consumption would inevitably suffer the following day.

Can only be properly used in the past tense.

Boss. Radegast, you look rough this morning!

Hungover. Yeah, I got Watsoned last night!

Boss. Ah! Nuff Said.

Watsoned by Peter Radegast June 12, 2003

Watsoned 

To be terrible at something.
To lose extremely bad at something.

The Leafs totally watsoned that game last night against the Sabres.

Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!

Watsoned by I_Wanna_Yeah_Know_What_Tammy November 16, 2014

Watsoned 

When one slithers into a group without group consent.

Wow, that just totally watsoned us.

Watsoned by CN14 November 6, 2014

Watsoned 

To make an error or mistake when completing an easy task

Person A: "You really Watsoned your tax return didn't you"
Person C: "I just dont have time to be doing a Self Assessment report at the minute"
Person R: "Who even does their taxes anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
(They all chuckle)

Watsoned by LeonTrossky March 11, 2023

Deshaun watsoned 

To trust and ejaculate so much so that you cover a room in ejaculate and to proceed to jack off.

After my immaculate pump in the weight-room I deshaun watsoned the room until I was empty.

Deshaun watsoned by Farkus dee May 4, 2021

Tom Watsoned 

Sombody who rapes babys before the umbilical cord has been cut.

That baby has been Tom Watsoned

Tom Watsoned by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 9, 2010