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westoned 

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"
westoned by Goatlips August 20, 2008
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WestOne:

- To be totally incompetent at anything attempted.
- To have no understanding or comprehension of how ones actions affect others.
- Anyone generally weak in their chosen field and who makes errors and critical mistakes on a regular basis causing emotional, physical or financial hardships to colleges/ friends/ the public
Oh my god I can't believe I messed up so badly, I just went totally WestOne!

Why the hell do they have to be so Westone about everything all the damn time?!

Will somebody please stop him going WestOne, this is costing us thousands.
WestOne by Frasaring Unleashed December 9, 2008
Related Words
the process licking out seepage from another person's butt hole.
Chad helped Luke out with his itchy butt by giving him a westnedge
westnedge by Rec Tumnus April 28, 2010

Wextoned 

To get one over on someone, often in a political sense.
Did you see that new attack ad? They got wextoned.
Wextoned by #Wextoned October 9, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026