westoned

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved

"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"

by Goatlips August 20, 2008

WestOne

WestOne:

- To be totally incompetent at anything attempted.
- To have no understanding or comprehension of how ones actions affect others.
- Anyone generally weak in their chosen field and who makes errors and critical mistakes on a regular basis causing emotional, physical or financial hardships to colleges/ friends/ the public

Oh my god I can't believe I messed up so badly, I just went totally WestOne!

Why the hell do they have to be so Westone about everything all the damn time?!

Will somebody please stop him going WestOne, this is costing us thousands.

by Frasaring Unleashed December 9, 2008

westnedge

the process licking out seepage from another person's butt hole.

Chad helped Luke out with his itchy butt by giving him a westnedge

by Rec Tumnus April 28, 2010

Wextoned

To get one over on someone, often in a political sense.

Did you see that new attack ad? They got wextoned.

by #Wextoned October 9, 2018