Wilsoned

Refers to someone who shits their pants

I almost Wilsoned myself after eating Taco Bell.

by theinformer September 22, 2005

Wilsoned

To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.

"I ordered my tacos before you ordered, but you already got your chicken sandwich. I hate getting Wilsoned like that."

by PeterB July 31, 2006

Wilsoned

When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.

I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.

by CrazyClub October 14, 2011

Wilsoned

To say one thing but do another, purposely screwing over someone else in the process.

He said he would work on the project with me, but he wilsoned me and I had to do it myself.

by Marf the darf June 11, 2019

Wilsoned

When using your fingers/hand to pleasure a woman on her period then slapping her on the face at the end or when she orgasms so she looks like Wilson from castaway

That slut just got wilsoned

by Wilsonbitch August 31, 2017

Wilsoned

To conquer

We have wilsoned the other team now to start rebuilding.

The captain has wilsoned the other countries border.

by Julian Wilson February 04, 2013

The Wilson

When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho

I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.

by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016